Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Aura Update



Last year I went to the New Living Expo (a.k.a the Psychic Fair) and got my aura photographed by this guy who had me put my hand on a metal plate that was connected to the camera. Then took a Polaroid. Next I waited in line for one of his hot female readers to tell me what it all meant. The pink aura is from last year. The only thing I can remember from that reading is I was told that I had some heart ache because of the magenta over my heart. It was true. This year the photo looked very different. Green, white, yellow, AND orange. The reader told me I have a shield over my heart that I put up but I forget to take it off. There is an empty space over my throat where my voice is being herd. The white over my head represents enlightenment while the yellow shows that I have great personal power. She looked at the orange and told me that I would make a good teacher. This years picture is progress from last years but I like the pink better.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Champs Again


We were the league champions once again this past season. We would have really kicked ass if the kid in the front of the photo had been playing. I'm not kidding. One time the other team didn't show up for a game so we just had a scrimmage with our own team and that kid made more goals than anyone else. And we weren't being nice and letting him win either.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Flowers

Today someone bought me the most beautiful bouquet of flower. This person is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. And funny and generous. Oh, wait, I bought them for myself.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Midnight Call

On Sunday at 2 a.m. someone called on my cell phone. My alarm clock is broken so I have to use my cell phone for an alarm and I can't turn it off. My phone didn't ID the caller. I looked at the number and there were way too many digits. I put it down and went back to sleep. In the morning I looked up the country code. 88. Bangladesh. The only person I know from Bangladesh is my friend Raj so I sent him and email to see if he was there. Nope. Since my name starts with A I am often the first person someone's phone calls by accident. On Sunday night I was talking to a friend and he happened to mentioned that he'd gone out on Saturday night with his best friend to celebrate the Indian New Year. His friend is East Indian. Maybe it was just a drunk person celebrating and calling by accident. Then I realized there is only one other person I knew was in that part of the world that night. President Barack Obama. I bet it was him. I should have answered the phone.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Justice

Yesterday I was walking home and I passed a man who was yelling at his daughter because she was doing something very bad. He kept yelling her name and telling her what it was she was doing that he didn't approve of. Her name was Justice.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Will It Ever Let Up?



First there was Halloween, then the Giants won the World Series. Now it is election day and I just heard all this drumming and yelling so I went outside and the Day of the Dead Parade is passing by my house. Tomorrow the Giants will have a parade that winds its way around downtown. I wonder what Thursday has in store for us?

On Monday I was at my brother's house listening to game 5 of the World Series on the radio but I had to leave in the 6th inning to go to my meditation class. How distracting is that? In the middle of our trance we heard cheers coming in from outside. "A three run homer!" you could hear someone say outside on Valencia Street. It wasn't long after that the city burst. People were screaming and honking their horns. Pretty soon it was so loud you couldn't hear yourself think even though we weren't supposed to be thinking. When I left class I got on my bike and headed around the corner for a bar on 22nd and Mission where my friend the is the bartender. When I turned the corner all I saw was a mob crowding the intersection. I locked my bike outside the bar and walked into the middle of the madness. You couldn't tell how far in either direction the crowd extended. People were going nuts. They were dancing, drinking, yelling, and climbing buildings and street posts. There was an old woman capitalizing on the event by frantically trying to gather as many cans and bottles as she could. People were flattening their cans for her. I was standing there wishing I had a beer and, just then, these two men came up to me, one shook my hand and the other handed me a beer. Then they were gone into the see of orange. Every few minutes a car would work it's way into the intersection and peel out and excite and frighten the crowd. I imagine it is like this every day in Brazil. I ran into a friend and was talking to her when we both heard a noise and turned around. People were running full blast at us. Everyone ran to the sidewalks. Behind the fleeing crowd were the riot police making their way down the street. When they got to the corner they stopped. Immediately beer bottles started exploding around them. I tried to take a picture with my phone but I needed to get out of there so it came out blurry. I headed for the bar. Inside it was warm and cozy and there was a jazz band playing quietly. Outside was the crowd, sirens, and lights flashing. I was there for an hour before I decided to brave the streets. The riot police were still there but the crowd was much smaller. The intersection was between me and my house. As soon as I unlocked my bike the cop cars that were there went screaming off and I made my way through the glass to my home and my bed.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Halloween

Last year on Halloween I asked my friend, Raghu from India, what he was going to be for Halloween. He said that he wanted to be a cowboy but that he didn't have enough time to get the costume together. I was dying of laughter inside when he told me this. Raghu is pronounced just like the spaghetti sauce. So, put that together with a cowboy who is of the west and you get a Spaghetti Western.

OR

He would have been a cowboy and an indian at the same time.