Better Than Fair

Yesterday I went to the fair. This is what I ate:

1. Corn Dog
2. Lemonade
3. Ice cream
4. Nachos
5. Pizza
6. Hot dog

Twins

I have two sisters. Right now one is in Mexico and the other is in New Mexico.

When my nephew was learning to talk he called my sister Whitney Te Te. My brother Virgil called her Teats for short. Whitney is the sister who is in Mexico and and nobody where she is staying can pronounce her name so they call her Weenie. Her two nicknames are Teats and Weenie.

Irony

Finally

Finally I went somewhere different. I went over to my friends apartment for dinner and here are some photos of the view.

Dong

The other night my brother was at the bar. He had a few drinks and was talking to some hot chicks and this guy in a white t-shirt wedged his way in between my brother and the hot chicks to get a drink. My brother happened to have a Sharpie on him so he pulled it out and drew a cock and hairy balls on the back of the guys t-shirt. He never even felt it.

Sac Show

Here are some images from my show in Sacramento. I'm looking at the death of photography, the death of the landscape, and the death of landscape photography. I'm combining photography and sculpture. Well, they uploaded backwards and I could only upload 4 images but you get the idea.

1. Timber, 2011. Redwood and gelatin silver prints
2. Structure, 2011. Wood, found and gelatin silver print
3. Kindling, 2011. Found gelatin silver prints
4. Heavy Metals In The Air #1, 2011. Found gelatin silver prints
5. Heavy Metals In The Air #2, 2011. Found gelatin silver prints
6. Heavy Metals In The Air #3, 2011. Found gelatin silver prints
7. The Sky Is Falling, 2011. Found gelatin silver print and photo card
8. Land Slide, 2011. Thirty-six Ektachrome slides
9. Positive Negative, 2011. Negative film in slide mount
10. Tumble, 2011. Gelatin silver print, rocks and found frame
11. Re(f)use, 2011. Pinhole camera made from garbage and gelatin silver print
12. Mistake, 2011. Gelatin silver print
13. Negative Impact, 2011. Gelatin silver print

Aura Update

Last year I went to the New Living Expo (a.k.a the Psychic Fair) and got my aura photographed by this guy who had me put my hand on a metal plate that was connected to the camera. Then took a Polaroid. Next I waited in line for one of his hot female readers to tell me what it all meant. The pink aura is from last year. The only thing I can remember from that reading is I was told that I had some heart ache because of the magenta over my heart. It was true. This year the photo looked very different. Green, white, yellow, AND orange. The reader told me I have a shield over my heart that I put up but I forget to take it off. There is an empty space over my throat where my voice is being herd. The white over my head represents enlightenment while the yellow shows that I have great personal power. She looked at the orange and told me that I would make a good teacher. This years picture is progress from last years but I like the pink better.