Fourth of July

I went on a camping trip for the fourth of July weekend. Before I left I went and got my legs waxed. The woman asked me all the normal questions. Do I have kids, do I have a husband, what will I be doing for the holiday. As I was leaving she said to me, "Maybe you will get a boyfriend on your camping trip." I kind of did. I got a pain in my neck. From sleeping on the ground. Three twisted vertebra that were pinching two nerves. I totally have to break up.

Better Than Fair

Yesterday I went to the fair. This is what I ate:

1. Corn Dog
2. Lemonade
3. Ice cream
4. Nachos
5. Pizza
6. Hot dog

Twins

I have two sisters. Right now one is in Mexico and the other is in New Mexico.

When my nephew was learning to talk he called my sister Whitney Te Te. My brother Virgil called her Teats for short. Whitney is the sister who is in Mexico and and nobody where she is staying can pronounce her name so they call her Weenie. Her two nicknames are Teats and Weenie.

Irony

Finally

Finally I went somewhere different. I went over to my friends apartment for dinner and here are some photos of the view.

Dong

The other night my brother was at the bar. He had a few drinks and was talking to some hot chicks and this guy in a white t-shirt wedged his way in between my brother and the hot chicks to get a drink. My brother happened to have a Sharpie on him so he pulled it out and drew a cock and hairy balls on the back of the guys t-shirt. He never even felt it.

Sac Show

Here are some images from my show in Sacramento. I'm looking at the death of photography, the death of the landscape, and the death of landscape photography. I'm combining photography and sculpture. Well, they uploaded backwards and I could only upload 4 images but you get the idea.

1. Timber, 2011. Redwood and gelatin silver prints
2. Structure, 2011. Wood, found and gelatin silver print
3. Kindling, 2011. Found gelatin silver prints
4. Heavy Metals In The Air #1, 2011. Found gelatin silver prints
5. Heavy Metals In The Air #2, 2011. Found gelatin silver prints
6. Heavy Metals In The Air #3, 2011. Found gelatin silver prints
7. The Sky Is Falling, 2011. Found gelatin silver print and photo card
8. Land Slide, 2011. Thirty-six Ektachrome slides
9. Positive Negative, 2011. Negative film in slide mount
10. Tumble, 2011. Gelatin silver print, rocks and found frame
11. Re(f)use, 2011. Pinhole camera made from garbage and gelatin silver print
12. Mistake, 2011. Gelatin silver print
13. Negative Impact, 2011. Gelatin silver print