Don't Do This

Don't ride your bike to the soccer field and lean the bike up against the fence without locking it then go play your soccer game and, when you are done, go get in Tony's car and drive away.

Chances

There are roughly 815,358 residents in the City of San Francisco and I can't find one man to go on a date with. OK. 49.2% of those are women so that leaves 414,202 men. 15.4% of all residence are homosexual so that means 7.7% or so of men are gay. That leaves 382,308 straight men. 45.1% are white so we will have to excuse them. That leaves 209,887. 13.87% of those men are between the ages of 45 and 54. So, now I'm left with 29,102 of which 44.04% are married. Subtract them and I'm left with 16,285 eligible bachelors. But, really, how many of those would I really be interested in? 1. Where is he? Maybe he's on the Peninsula.