A Real Hum Dinger

Today I went to Rainbow Grocery, the local natural food store, and I parked next to a Hummer in the garage. I can't believe the parking attendant even let it in there. Rainbow is so militant they don't even sell meat products at that store. Except for the dog and cat food. But don't tell them. I don't think they know it.

The Great Flood of York Street

Workers broke a water main up the street from my house. It was exciting. Something out of the ordinary. But most of all it made it look like someplace else.

Fourth of July

I went on a camping trip for the fourth of July weekend. Before I left I went and got my legs waxed. The woman asked me all the normal questions. Do I have kids, do I have a husband, what will I be doing for the holiday. As I was leaving she said to me, "Maybe you will get a boyfriend on your camping trip." I kind of did. I got a pain in my neck. From sleeping on the ground. Three twisted vertebra that were pinching two nerves. I totally have to break up.

Better Than Fair

Yesterday I went to the fair. This is what I ate:

1. Corn Dog
2. Lemonade
3. Ice cream
4. Nachos
5. Pizza
6. Hot dog