Twins

I have two sisters. Right now one is in Mexico and the other is in New Mexico.

When my nephew was learning to talk he called my sister Whitney Te Te. My brother Virgil called her Teats for short. Whitney is the sister who is in Mexico and and nobody where she is staying can pronounce her name so they call her Weenie. Her two nicknames are Teats and Weenie.

Irony

Finally

Finally I went somewhere different. I went over to my friends apartment for dinner and here are some photos of the view.

Dong

The other night my brother was at the bar. He had a few drinks and was talking to some hot chicks and this guy in a white t-shirt wedged his way in between my brother and the hot chicks to get a drink. My brother happened to have a Sharpie on him so he pulled it out and drew a cock and hairy balls on the back of the guys t-shirt. He never even felt it.