Seconds

I've decided that second hand clothes are a lot like second hand smoke. They smell like someone else.

An Ocean Apart

I've been watching Brazilian movies lately like Bus 174 and Elite Squad. I've decided not to watch anymore Brazilian movies and watch Portuguese movies instead. Portuguese movies and boring romantic films that put you to sleep. Brazilian movies are horror flicks that give you nightmares.

RIP Bill

My dad's friend was on his way down from Oregon to go to my opening on the 9th and he died on the bus. He was a high plains drifter. It was the perfect place for him to fall asleep and not wake up. We should all be so lucky.

Red Flag

I have a feeling I've been watching too much Son's of Anarchy because I got a red card in my soccer game for trying to kill someone.

Hotter than Hell

Last weekend I went to Stanford and back and it was exactly 66.6 miles. I knew it! I went there to see the Walker Evans show. It's the hottest thing around.

F Line

I think I'm in the wrong line of work. The other day I saw a MUNI bus driver walking to his car. It was a BMW SUV.

Guilty Pleasures

Last night I took a bath in Dead Sea sea salts and washed my hair with Brazilian rain forest shampoo. All things that are disappearing. At least they were gifts and I didn't purchase them myself. Now all I need are some conflict diamonds and an iPhone.