Alice's Restaurant

Yesterday I went to a cafe near my house to sit and have a cup of tea and work on something. A hipster man in his 20's and a hipster woman in her 20's sat down at a table near me and immediately started complaining about their co-worker. Alice this. Alice that. They kept going on and on and saying the name Alice over and over. Finally their food came and they stopped talking while they stuffed their faces. It wasn't long before the table next to them started complaining about someone they knew. Her name was also Alice. The couple at the first table looked at each other and laughed. I didn't think it wasn't funny, it was distracting. I had to leave.