Never Never Land

I think I figured out where Never Never Land is. That island where Peter Pan lived where nobody had to grow up. It is really San Francisco. Only we don't call it an island we call it a bubble. With my wages I will Never Never own my own house let alone Never Never be able to leave my rent controlled apartment because I'd have to pay 5 times as much for the same amount of space and I Never Never even make 5 times my rent. You Never Never have to get married and have kids if you Never Never want to because all tradition is out the door here. Gay people have Never Never been treated like grown ups so they Never Never have to act like one if they don't want to. I Never Never go out on the weekends and Never Never take advantage of the things the city has to offer anymore after getting robbed at gunpoint. And I Never Never get asked out on a date ever anyway. Alice in Wonderland is living in Never Never Land. She is wondering why she lives there.