Oh Brother

I have two brothers. Virgil who is two and a half years younger than I am and Dexter who is 15 years younger than myself. Yes, to answer your question, same parents. The other day someone asked me if I was my brother's mom. I know they weren't talking about Dexter because he wasn't even there. It's that damed gray hair. Making me look like I'm 69 years old. Funny thing is my brother Dexter, who is 32 years old has about as much gray as I do.