MVP MVP

I got MVP (most valuable player) award twice in one week on two different soccer teams! That never happens. It's not because I'm good but because I had two key defensive plays that saved each game. "How did you do that?" People asked me after my saves. "I don't know," I had to answer. I am an unpredictable player. My friend Pao, who is on one of my teams, says my goals don't make any sense. I'm starting to think my goals in life are like my soccer goals. They need to make more sense.